“I’m married and I have my sugar daddy, I see him every day”: Parkland Massacre Juror
One of the intended jurors in the Parkland massacre case has withdrawn her name because she is too busy with her family, her spouse, and her sugar daddy to serve.
Judge Elizabeth Scherer was taken by surprise when “Miss Bristol” told her she couldn’t serve on the jury because it would interfere with her extramarital affair during jury selection for the sentencing trial of school shooter Nikolas Cruz, who pled guilty to killing 17 people at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in 2018.
After hearing Miss Bristol’s complaint that the trial is expected to run “a whole entire month.” the 46-year-old judge was taken aback by the strange courtroom encounter, which was captured on camera and reported by Daily Mail.
“First of all let me clarify myself: July 7th is my birthday, the 4th is my son, and the 18th is my other son,” the mom explains. “So that ain’t gonna work out for me.”
“Then again, I need to figure out something, I have my sugar daddy that I see every day.”
“I’m sorry?” the judge asked.
“My sugar daddy,” Miss Bristol matter-of-factly replies.
“Okay… I’m not exactly sure what you’re talking about…” the bewildered Judge Scherer admits, scanning her notes.
“Well I’m married and I have my sugar daddy and I see him every day,” Miss Bristol patiently explains.
“OK. All right. Ma’am, we’ll come back to you, OK?” the judge told her. “Thank you.”
Miss Bristol was, in fact, later granted an amnesty.
Cruz’s fate will be decided by the jurors who aren’t too distracted by their own lives when the case comes to a close.
