Singer Britney Spears has decided to adopt a new name
Britney Spears claims she is now going by River Red, the latest in a long line of shocking revelations about the singer.
She danced in a Coca-Cola small crop top and little skirt to reveal the unexpected change.
She started off her Instagram post with her typical eccentricity: “I’ve been at my Aunt Suzy’s house, we made three pies to give at church service this Sunday!!!”
“I hear the men prefer the cherry and the women prefer banana!!!
“Either way … the news of me being tipsy in the news then exploiting my past is a clever way to make me look like a pardoned woman that we can look at and say AWWW !!!
“My neighborhood friend says I will pay for it the rest of my life!!!
“I’m sorry dear friend but if you ever got a taste of my pie… I could finally deliver it with my beautiful ass…
“I think my ignorant ways of trusting these TRUSTEES might have no where else to look… not at an ice bowl or to show relevance but maybe MY ASS to intertwine real church service versus a blind sighted set up … which one????
“Pssss different edit of RED!!!!”
When he shared a photo of Mars on his account, she made sure everyone saw it.
“A brilliant…. EASY!!! Thank you, childhood friend, I found my ball…..” She captioned the photo.
“Don’t underestimate the power of purity!!!!! I see through it all… It’s liquid and wet…. It’s playful and has mass!!!
“I changed my name to River Red!!!!
“However, the fire is where it’s lit… to look at it and jump without fear at all!!!”
After Britney Spears addressed speculation about her new heart tattoo and its possible connection to her relationship with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, she changed her identity on her Instagram account.