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    Eminem – If I Had… Lyrics

    The West NewsBy The West NewsDecember 8, 2020Updated:December 8, 20204 Mins Read
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    Eminem – If I Had… Lyrics

    [Intro]
    “Life,” by Marshall Mathers
    What is life?
    Life is like a big obstacle in front of your optical to slow you down
    And every time you think you’ve gotten past it
    It’s gonna come back around to tackle you to the damn ground
    What are friends?
    Friends are people that you think are your friends
    But they really your enemies with secret identities
    And disguises to hide they true colors
    So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
    They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain’t lookin’
    What is money?
    Money is what makes a man act funny
    Money is the root of all evil
    Money’ll make them same friends come back around
    Swearin’ that they was always down
    What is life? I’m tired of life

    [Verse 1]
    I’m tired of backstabbin’-ass snakes with friendly grins
    I’m tired of committin’ so many sins
    Tired of always givin’ in when this bottle of Henny wins
    Tired of never havin’ any ends
    Tired of havin’ skinny friends, hooked on crack and Mini Thins
    I’m tired of this DJ playin’ your shit when he spins
    Tired of not havin’ a deal
    Tired of havin’ to deal with the bullshit without grabbin’ the steel
    Tired of drownin’ in my sorrow
    Tired of havin’ to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
    I’m tired of motherfuckers sprayin’ shit and dartin’ off
    I’m tired of jobs startin’ off
    At $5.50 an hour, then this boss wonders why I’m smartin’ off
    I’m tired of bein’ fired every time I fart and cough
    Tired of havin’ to work as a gas station clerk
    For this jerk, breathin’ down my neck, drivin’ me berserk
    I’m tired of usin’ plastic silverware
    Tired of workin’ at Builder’s Square
    Tired of not bein’ a millionaire


    [Chorus]
    But if I had a million dollars
    I’d buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
    If I had a magic wand
    I’d make the world suck my dick without a condom on
    While I’m on the john
    If I had a million bucks, it wouldn’t be enough
    Because I’d still be out robbin’ armored trucks
    If I had one wish, I would ask
    For a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

    [Verse 2]
    I’m tired of bein’ white trash, broke and always poor
    Tired of takin’ pop bottles back to the party store
    I’m tired of not havin’ a phone
    Tired of not havin’ a home to have one in if I did have one on
    Tired of not drivin’ a BM
    Tired of not workin’ at GM, tired of wantin’ to be him
    Tired of not sleepin’ without a Tylenol PM
    Tired of not performin’ in a packed coliseum
    Tired of not bein’ on tour
    Tired of fuckin’ the same blonde whore
    After work, in the back of a Contour
    I’m tired of fakin’ knots with a stack of ones
    Havin’ a lack of funds and resortin’ back to guns
    Tired of bein’ stared at
    Tired of wearin’ the same damn Nike Air hat
    Tired of steppin’ in clubs, wearin’ the same pair of Lugz
    Tired of people sayin’ they’re tired of hearin’ me rap about drugs
    Tired of other rappers who ain’t bringin’ half the skill as me
    Sayin’ they wasn’t feelin’ me on “Nobody’s As Ill As Me”
    And I’m tired of radio stations tellin’ fibs
    Tired of JLB sayin’, “Where hip-hop lives”


    [Chorus]
    But if I had a million dollars
    I’d buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
    If I had a magic wand
    I’d make the world suck my dick without a condom on
    While I’m on the john
    If I had a million bucks, it wouldn’t be enough
    Because I’d still be out robbin’ armored trucks
    If I had one wish, I would ask
    For a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

    [Outro]
    You know what I’m sayin’?
    I’m tired of all of this bullshit, tellin’ me to be positive
    How am I ‘posed to be positive when I don’t see shit positive?
    You know what I’m sayin’?
    I rap about shit around me, shit I see
    You know what I’m sayin’?
    Right now, I’m tired of everything
    Tired of all this player-hatin’ that’s goin’ on in my own city
    Can’t get no airplay, you know what I’m sayin’?
    But hey, it’s cool though, you know what I’m sayin’?
    I’m just fed up, that’s my word

    Produced by Bass Brothers & Eminem
    Written by Jeff Bass, Mark Bass & Eminem

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